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2026-11-04 08:40 UTC

So ah sais tae ma mucker in the wee shoap "Huv ye ony empty gless ginger boattles?" "Naw" Replies he "Why wid we huv ony ae thaim? Wiv goat full wans" Ah dinnae want full wans, ah need four empty wans, know? The returnable boattles, like Barrs. "Ah'm no even gaunny ask why" Sais he "But ginger boattles ur non-returnable these days" Yer kiddin, since when, whits the wurld comin tae? It jist shows ye the last time ah bought a boattle ae ginger, an it wisnae yesterday! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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