Me: "how did you forget to eat lunch??" 14yo: "I was busy, okay?" Me: "busy with WHAT?" 14yo: "stuff!" Me: "schoolin's? learnin' the maths? What was it? Getting an education?" 14yo: "stop" Me: "was it read'n and writing?" 14yo: "IT WAS DRAWING" Me: "drawing what?" 14yo: "DRAWING RADISHES WITH SEXY LEGS, OKAY??"