@jupiter_rowland I don't like putting a human solution to a software problem. I understand and appreciate the need for accessibility, but also at some point able people will just not follow all the conventions, or even just make divergent judgement calls. (Is this an image description or an explanation?) Make a feature request to your preferred application/s for hands free alt text access. I have an idea of a jank way to do it on the web interface, but I don't know your requirements.