2026-11-03 05:50 UTC
Any time I snap my fingers I am magically cleaned and groomed head to toe and any clothes I’m wearing get cleaned too.
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@applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-03 06:41
dam i was gonna say something about traveling really fast but thats way better. i pick that too. it would be soooo nice to snap my fingers and be clean all over, have perfectly painted nails, makeup, body shaven, eyebrows plucked and shaped, hair styled, skin exfoliated and moisturized, cute outfit magically on without having to squeeze into it, and jewelry all on and situated.
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@kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-11-03 18:43
I cast “fuck you, executive dysfunction!”