These ultra-conservative areas in #texas like Abilene are like totally into kids. Every day is a pedophile in the paper. And they even treat adults like kids. The bars close at 11, and you can't buy booze after midnight. Like...what? Jesus is going to turn me into a pumpkin or some shit? In Fort Worth bars close at like 2, last call is at 1 city-wide. Dallas I think is even later than that. I'm a fucking adult. I have hair on my dick. Jesus Christ. #conservative