#WordWeavers 9/8: Which character would be the worst person to get trapped in an elevator with? That random guy holding a black cat in his arms, who suddenly starts chattering away, telling you that today is Friday the 13th, and who makes it clear with a wink that the elevator technician—who’s perpetually drunk and stoned—has just finished maintenance work on the elevator cable, and who’s frantically hammering the button because he absolutely has to get to the 13th floor… Pure stairwell romance