"Stage fighting," you decide, thinking how fun it was to hit your sibling on the head with a cardboard giftwrap tube. "I dost enjoy a good stabbing." Bob Guy nods. "Verily." As you follow the actors to a nearby tavern, you pass a guy with a face like a V for Vendetta mask talking to a man who looks like John Snow. The Fairy Godmother and Princess catch up with you. Rich arrives. You half expect a ninja turtle to pop up. "Impress us with thy techniques whilst we drink and sup," B.G. directs.