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  If someone were to promise you "double pudding" tomorrow, which would you expect:

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  Sexual Health Services in #Nottinghamshire have a survey about their current website: https://www.sexualhealthnn.co.uk/latest-news/sexual-health-services-nottingham-and-nottinghamshire-website-feedback-survey/ However, nobody who visits a sexual health clinic every really wants to fill in a survey - and nobody every wants to fill in a survey about "what do you think of our website". So the whole of the NHS design will be based on the 16 people who have replied. You can help! Fill it...

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  On the way to the pub we walk across The Green, where the adults from the dance studio had decamped to work on their performance. We then met a 70+ neighbour who was out washing his car. Arriving at the pub we met his partner and told her we'd just said hello. "Was he still washing his car?" Yes, we stopped and had a chat as he did it. "Were the dancers still on the green?" Yes, they, were... Oh. The penny drops. He doesn't normally wash t...

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  Remember, it isn't about one team losing or one team winning; at the end of it all the real winner is football*. * FIFA's bank account.

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  We are assuming that there was a goal. Massive cheer from the pub followed by the power supply to the whole village going off! #Ruddington

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  If the water companies are running short of water couldn't they just withhold dividends from shareholders and then harvest their tears?

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  Everyone aged under 55 learnt about climate change at school. The country is now run either by people older than that or people who failed to learn anything at school.

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  Was sat on a bus with two Americans talking about their upcoming visit to "Daar-bi-shy-air", I resisted the temptation to ask them to say Loughborough.

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  In 2015 Bear Grylls took the president of the USA for a 24 hour trip to see the glaciers in Alaska. Just Barack Obama and a foreign nation, alone without security - and Bear Grylls had a knife. Security for a sitting president doesn't have to be tight, when everyone is inspired by them and not in fear of them.

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  @DJDarren There will obviously have to be a scandal unearthed from 30 years ago. But before that Children in Need will have you running backwards around the whole coastline of the UK.

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  Interesting I've just been searching for an old message in Teams and when I click on one of the search results it says that it can't show it because the message is deleted. Sounds like the search index might be including deleted messages. 🤦

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  Is Amazon suggesting hunting equipment to me because it knows of an oncoming apocalypse and wants to cash in on one last sale?

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  Went to the railway crossing on Asher Lane to see a steam train - is this what Mastodon likes? #Ruddington

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  BBC News covering the question everyone was asking.

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  Well done @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org Hope the early mornings go well.

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  Today in Currys they were selling a Scam Detector, for only £20 a year. Fortunately I think I can still spot a scam when I see one.

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  Museum of Making in Derby has a jet engine in the ceiling, so of course I 3D scanned it: https://scaniverse.com/scan/tu7uovgr4lh4evmn

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  For ten years Google Photos has thought the #researchED poster kid is part of my family.

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  Sometimes a child needs to face the consequences of their actions, even if that impacts the rest of the family. Especially if that child is currently president of the USA.

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  Not if your problem is gonorrhoea.

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  ICO: "If you receive a marketing email that you don’t want you should first use the ‘unsubscribe’ link provided on the email." Ryanair: If we don't include an unsubscribe link 🤔

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  "The United Kingdom, our ... Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all" - Donald Trump 2026 As most of his words are waffle, I'll just pick the bits we want to hear.

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  New #Meshcore v1.14 firmware is out.

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  2026 Email: Your account needs action click here to carry out. Website: Please enter username for the account with that email address. Website: Please enter password. Website: As security we've sent a code to the email address you've just come from. Email: Your account needs action click here to carry out - using this code. Website: We are going to start needing to verify your ~~age~~ identity.

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  You know shit got real when Clive Myrie's been flown out to report live whilst wearing a flak jacket.

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  Phanomimnainamial #Brits

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  Harry Styles is looking a bit like a young Will Young. #BritAwards

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  Those FIFA Peace Prizes don't last as long as they used to.

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  I liked how yesterday's art gallery wasn't going to have their aesthetic ruined by ugly red fire extinguishers.

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  #Meshcore new firmware 1.13.0 now available.