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<p>Independent <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/author" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>author</span></a> . I mean what I say and say what I mean. Equally loved and hated for it. Single malt scotch <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/whisky" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>whisky</span></a> enthusiast. Die hard <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/baseball" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>baseball</span></a> addict. If you make me <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>laugh</span></a>, I’m <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/following" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>following</span></a> you. Here. Not home like some creepy stalker. I don’t know you and don’t wanna be locked in your basement. <a href="https://openc
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@ashinillinois@lor.sh Oh?
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@ashinillinois@lor.sh NFL playoffs. Only time of year I watch.
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If there is a greater disappointment than opening a package of double stuffed Oreos to find regularly stuffed Oreos, I don’t know what it is.
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@ashinillinois@lor.sh What? Where?
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@GayDeceiver @mildpeach Probably just be a regular Oreo when I open it
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Shania out here looking like Toadstool #GRAMMYs2023 #RedCarpet
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DJ Khaled said he’s performing tonight. How many of the following lyrics will appear in the performance, and how many times? 1. We the best music 2. Another one 3. DJ Khaled #GRAMMYs2023
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What in the fuck is going on at the Grammys? Is the Koolaid Man up for a lifetime achievement award? #Grammys2023
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You think you’ve seen just about everything. And then, your dog wakes you up at 3:13 a.m. because the neighbor’s motion sensor lights came on and she heard a noise. So you check it out through the nearest window and find two skunks fucking.