ok, so, look
we can rent an entire fucking submarine for $1000 for up to 16 people
honestly, i would pay for this if at least a few people are game
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44643094?source_impression_id=p3_1776377820_P3sePBB1UUPlksSu&check_in=2028-02-04&guests=6&adults=6#availability-calendar
