@LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
2026-11-03 05:45 UTC
Replies (10)
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@Potocobe@lemmy.zip 2026-11-03 05:50
Any time I snap my fingers I am magically cleaned and groomed head to toe and any clothes I’m wearing get cleaned too.
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@AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-03 06:48
I’d say a plush shark, but maybe that’s too iirl. A tool to instantly clean up my apartment would be peak, that please, but @Potocobe@lemmy.zip’s suggestion is a great 2nd voice. Or maybe a pet? I’m too worried about the commitment to go out of my way to get one.
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@Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 2026-11-03 06:56
A billion euros would come in handy. But otherwise I would go with instant freshly-cooked healthy meals.
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@Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2026-11-03 07:17
Recently the answer has become “to be a cis girlie” again =/ Would be so much easier to not have to inject hormones every week just to undo some of the damage that a T-based puberty did to my body, not to speak of the surgeries etc. Urgh.
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@cyberfae@piefed.social 2026-11-03 11:43
Why not use that and gain general magic powers that you can use in multiple areas of your life?
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@Beth@piefed.social 2026-11-03 12:13
Magic my wallet so it always has money.
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@the_wonderfool@piefed.social 2026-11-03 12:44
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@oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-03 13:53
Oooo I’d take the opportunity to get rid of my disabilities. Never having to deal with rheumatoid arthritis, gout, being legally blind, asthma and ADHD ever again would be amazing.
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@newbeni@lemmy.world 2026-11-03 16:55
Always cleaned and put away laundry.
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@scuppie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-03 17:19
The word “no” works first time on a man. I’m not even talking about sex stuff either. I have a follow up meeting tomorrow that pretty much boils down to “I haven’t changed my mind, we’re only here because you wouldn’t take no for an answer”