2026-11-02 00:59 UTC
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Vintage Mushroom Blanket. It is true that some mushrooms are poisonous, but only if they bite you. Since most mushrooms don't have mouths they are relatively harmless.
https://collabs.shop/grsfpr
Replies (2)
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-02 02:22
I'm surprised that so many of you have never seen a mouth mushroom. Go outside for a change, friends.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online 2026-11-02 02:39
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social this is bullshit. That one on the bottom is clearly a roast ham.