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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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    We made a comic about waffle fries.

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    I love sloths.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Swamp Puppy Pin. It is technically legal to have a service alligator, but only if you live in Florida. And you do not need to be disabled to have one, because legally speaking, being from Florida is a disability. https://collabs.shop/0euvcj

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    It was a massive scandal at the time.

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    Incredible.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Vintage Mushroom Blanket. It is true that some mushrooms are poisonous, but only if they bite you. Since most mushrooms don&#39;t have mouths they are relatively harmless. https://collabs.shop/grsfpr

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    Wow.

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    Went to a bar with my wife after not seeing her for 20 years.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Hotdog Seagull Pin. Seagulls are such lawless creatures. They live every day like they&#39;re in a Mad Max movie. Stealing from the weak. Soaring as fast as possible. Pecking Tom Hardy. https://collabs.shop/i3sfhw

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    That&#39;s so interesting.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#39;I Literally Do Not Know What I&#39;m Doing&quot; Hat. Me too, hat friend, me too. https://collabs.shop/znwhru

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    That&#39;s fucked up.

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    Happy Halloween! Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Pin. He is the official mascot of Halloween, and anyone who tries to tell you different is drunk. https://collabs.shop/n2xkyq

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    That&#39;s crazy.

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    That&#39;s adorable.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Van Gogh Skull Blanket. Careful friends, smoking kills. Smoking one cigarette can permanently remove the flesh from your body. And all the organs and blood and stuff. It&#39;s crazy unhealthy. https://collabs.shop/zeneab

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    Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be the problem. https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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    Capitalism is a plague.

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    That explains a lot.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Trash Gang Pin. Yup, the gang&#39;s all here. Big Larry. Paulie Quick Paws. Vinny the Snitch. I don&#39;t need to point them out, you can tell who is who. https://collabs.shop/bil01e

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    Fast driver, slow learner.

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    This makes me tear up every time I read it.

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    I wish I could unlearn this.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &quot;Sell Your Soul!&quot; Patch. I&#39;m no economist, but hey, five dollars is five dollars. https://collabs.shop/s6ozzy

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    Patrick Stewart was the first bald actor to appear on screen. Before him, actors were required to either have hair or wear a wig. This changed in 1987 when he held a room full of Hollywood executives hostage and shaved their heads, chanting &quot;One of us! One of us!&quot;. RIP Sir Stewart, you&#39;ll be missed.

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    We made a comic about a job interview.

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    I wonder how much it sold for.

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    Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Stargazer Pin. https://collabs.shop/co7n3x

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    They&#39;re all filthy rich.

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    Propaganda used to be spelled propoganda, but an extensive propaganda campaign convinced everyone that it&#39;s spelled propaganda.