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lifted truck owners these days

apparently all the onlyfans thots are doing malfoid cosplays to capitalize on the latest obsession

@lain@lain.com i think mathematicians are all masochists so it's natural they only want to keep hurting themselves

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@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz this fat fuck had weeks lmao. i even made custom cloud-init deployable openb*d images so I could deploy them by CLI which took me like a week and a half to build and took over 100 garbage unit tests to ensure they come out of the oven right (3x what debian needs)

@meso@nexus.asbestos.cafe @pernia@cum.salon @yomiel@nexus.asbestos.cafe you have fumbled this migration so hard that even mossad couldn't do a better job of killing asbreastos

looooool

fedi jeopardy: which distro?

>something blows up >engineer fixes it, posts "we're back!" >30 seconds later, edits message with a strikethrough and tacks on "I'm dumb" classic

@meso@nexus.asbestos.cafe apparently this project has a discord and i cannot imagine how rancid it must be

wish i had the balls to do this

they did a movie for this already you idiot

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer no it was a month. and to be fair he lied. he was drinking heavily during the film.

addicts be like "i'm not addicted"

alright which one of you asked for fucking guix on a nulled vps i'm gonna make it happen but like... *exhale*

I LOVE MISREADING THINGS ANOTHER MISREADING AWARD TO ME

@r000t@ligma.pro @Linux_in_a_Bit@infosec.exchange noooo you gotta wash the dishes by hand having a dishwasher removes purpose!

@waifu@shitposter.world have your ai send back 50 pages of why it's shit

just so i can remember and someone can yell at me if this list is missing something

gold images i'm making now:

• debian 13
• ubuntu 26.04
• ubuntu 24.04
• openbsd 7.9 (sigh)
• alpine

and later:

• arch (i run arch btw)
• nixos (loooool)
• rocky
• alpine
• edit: freebsd

god i'd hate to be a kid growing up in this very moment. feel like i just barely outran the shitstorm by being born in the 90s

idk i guess i just don't touch grass as often as i should because i prefer permanence in what i do vs. fleeting enjoyment. it feels a lot more fulfilling to work on the house vs. go do some "activity" because that work is permanent and i can go look at it every day if i want. it feels great to finish off a project vs. spend time at a restaurant or bar or something because that project is likely in line with the bigger picture.

@kernow@clubcyberia.co all i see is that picture of steve-o

hitting that "uncle who says really offensive things" phase of my life extra early it seems

redirected procrastination is so powerful. "i don't want to do the thing i'm supposed to do so i'm gonna do all the things that i'm not supposed to do but still have to get done instead". hell yeah

why are we making engineering decisions by executive order? did someone do a broad search for "electrification" and go "HOLY SHIT THOSE AIRCRAFT LAUNCH MECHANISMS ARE WOKE!!!!"

@nyx@social.xenofem.me as i get older the more i relate to mr lumpkins

is your fedi instance powered by the sun (and not running on a clapped out rpi from 8 years ago)? this one is.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st but i NEED kubernetes for my mumble server

@hj@shigusegubu.club @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch sorry i'm late but i had to find this

@kallisti@infosec.exchange bro what are they FEEDING her

@sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party @lina@eientei.org @mint@ryona.agency Every generation of UE seemed to have a calling card. UE1 was lighting and textures interacting in a very specific way (UT99 and Deus Ex look almost identical). It was UE2 that introduced heavy bloom (see killing floor as the most notable example). UE3's calling card was SSAO interacting with lighting which is the effect you're seeing. No idea what UE4 and UE5 was, sorta lost track.

@phnt@fluffytail.org it's only because meso explicitly wanted openbsd and i ain't doin that shit by hand but I figure if I get one BSD going the others are simple enough so I can add freebsd

@sun@shitposter.world @waifu@shitposter.world add silos as constructable upgrades and then harvests go to silos and you get to choose when to sell out of your silos

must be getting dementia. how did i do this

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @KaiserKitty@brain.worm.pink "actually grok started the iran war"

@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world the last 20% or so of a project is the hardest

totally sane thing to call your youtube audience.

@thenoid@brain.worm.pink of course the link preview works on this page.

modern anime industry be like something actually good: $2 and a box of chocolates in revenue catgirl smoking: 14 BILLION DOLLARS A DAY

@pernia@cum.salon @Aviatrixer@clew.lol @Tony@clew.lol @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried@tsundere.love it's fine both parties are utterly incompetent. however i know a certain dairy royalty figure who successfully crossed paths with the FBI if you want results

fuckin xenofemme militia ass hat

@nyx@social.xenofem.me "i prefer vim actually"

imagine getting banned from an MLP convention you gotta be seriously fucked up to have that happen

i love hybrid cars i love tiny 4 banger motors strapped to a whirligig machine making angry pixies i love very strange transmissions that engage and disengage randomly i love consulting 70 graphs to figure out how much accelerations i'll get on this instance of applying the throttle i love still having to do oil changes i love more parts in the bill of materials and more cost i love more things that can potentially go wrong i love getting raped by even more complicated ECU software that nobody will give me the source code for

@lina@eientei.org why is claude yellow

@mint@eientei.org @waff@eientei.org this is like an incredibly esoteric version of this

@pernia@cum.salon @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz it does support cloud-init using some open source scripts someone made. someone even made their own qcow2 images but i ain't trusting that. i have to pull down an image, convert to a qcow2, and then have a little startup ramdisk embedded in the template to resize the disk on first boot to the full disk size because openbsd does not allow online resizing so not even the customer would be able to resize it themselves.

i thought the total size of chicago's metro area was big, and then i looked at tokyo. jesus fuck it's square miles upon square miles of dense urban sprawl

think the fire emoji gets overused in corporate shit a lot