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Invading other countries isn’t bad when WE do it

Yet another reason to move to the boonies where the only garbage truck is your own beater every couple weeks. And you accidentally turn a whipped cream container into a steam rocket.

To be fair, that’s about every job. If I’m not either having fun or doing something useful I check out and hate my life.

Take regular VM snapshots and never forget that exploits can breach the VM

I should rewatch Clerks…

Yes, thirty-seven

Don’t download shady shit

I will only buy property in an area where every sign has bullet holes. Lets me know my neighbors share my disdain for authority.

Those evergreens will give my pigs a nice shade, and you’ll have to deal with the smell.

Because people hate building FactoryFactoryFactories

If touchscreens were better then every plane would have them on every instrument.

We have the government we have not because choices are being forced on us, but because our citizens keep making shitty choices. Can we not? Please? Nope. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling and will continually fuck things up for stupid reasons.

So things working is an illness. If computers are healthy and free things don’t work. Got it.

Mine is when the Israelites slaughtered entire cities and then they made kids sing about it at Bible Camp.

Fucking classic meme

True, but there aren’t exemptions for EVs in crash tests

As long as I’m subjected to humanity I’m going to subject humanity to me.

If you’re gonna use violence to enforce your will I’m gonna call you an asshole.

Guess they both suck.

It’s not my data or freedom, it’s my employer’s.

I’ve done everything from Java test fixtures to Golang app development to building POC architectures in Docker. Right now I’m testing database failover scenarios in Kubernetes.

If you told me this was from Back to the Future 2 I’d believe you

Which is why we are doomed. The best we can come up with is awful.

It needs those A pillars in case it rolls over otherwise the massive battery pack would crush the occupants.

Bill Atkinson, creator of QuickDraw, also hated them. Steve Jobs made him a bet: I’ll take you to lunch and we’ll count all the square corners and all the rounded corners. Bill conceded by the time they got the menus at the restaurant, and figured out how to draw rounded corners as fast as square ones.

Good thing I’m not a fucking liberal. Assholes fighting for oil are still assholes.

Don’t forget all the upper middle class voters who work at health insurers. If they lose their jobs they won’t be happy.

Ever heard of those folks they found in the wild parts of Russia in the late 70s who never even realized the Second World War happened? Fucking life goals there

Having used a Mac in a professional technical field for almost 20 years these threads are always fun. “It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!”

I’ll take my chances. Plus those clothes and shoes sound durable and cheap.

One does not program happily in PHP

Yeah, but 90% of the time it’s just a bad coil pack and I keep spares in my trunk. If I don’t check my oil for a while and go around a turn too fast she’ll yell at me about oil pressure. Gotta fix that PCV valve…

I’ve opened quite a few pithy response by repeating myself.

Refrigerants are important for heat pumps though.

It wouldn’t help anyway. Even if I don’t vote I’ll still be subjected to the psychological abuse of political coverage every year. Really I want to never hear from any of you ever again.

Pope says: “Fuck Clankers”

Guess the 75-80% of other folks I work with are stupid noobs for using a Mac.

All countries are bad. Nation states are imaginary monsters.

Does it have electrolytes?

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

My dad had that idea and he got roped into a position where he has no power and just receives complaints. He’s not running for reelection.

Reference for those who don’t know Onfim

If I wake up and I just hallucinated this and it didn’t actually happen I’m blaming OP

I’m pretty smart at a lot of things but I’m shit at games like that.

People say I have shit politics because I want to abolish work, school, and the human concepts of “hours” and “minutes.” Should I still vote? I’m also over 40 so between this and OP’s comment it would be pretty convincing.

I will ad that lately people working on Limux Machines has become much more common. However, they still make me do the demos because every screen sharing app works on my Mac, no matter what the client is using. (Plus I’m good at demos.)

It’s a work computer. I have neither freedom nor privacy.

I’m a VW owner. Mine’s always on.

Wait for the winter. I’ll bet $20 that the Boston-Washington corridor gets at least 18” of snow in one event.