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Firstdog Onthemoon

@firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
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hello - i'm a cartoonist at the guardian - i live in tasmania - i like all sorts of things but other different things make me cross - i discuss some of them here

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Joined August 21, 2018
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5d ago
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A state-owned Mamdani style commnist supermarket chain that causes Colesworths to fall into the sea? Yes please! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/oct/07/a-mamdaniesque-state-supermarket-anything-that-causes-the-duopoly-to-suffer-is-good-for-me
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1w ago
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Bogong moths! Are they a sign from god? Probably. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/30/the-bogong-moths-are-back-perhaps-they-are-a-sign-that-all-is-not-lost
The bogong moths are back! Perhaps they are a sign that all is not lost | First Dog on the Moon
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The bogong moths are back! Perhaps they are a sign that all is not lost | First Dog on the Moon

Remember – these moths are not an inconvenience they are a blessing

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2w ago
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Donald Trump unpopular? Finally! How could this have happened? We may never know. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/28/donald-trump-is-becoming-increasingly-unpopular-surely-it-must-all-be-over-soon
Oh no Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unpopular! Surely it must all be over soon | First Dog on the Moon
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Oh no Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unpopular! Surely it must all be over soon | First Dog on the Moon

It’s so bad some Republicans are even turning against him – bit late guys but whatever

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3w ago
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Is AI as dangerous as they say or is it just a grift? Or both? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/16/i-used-to-think-ai-would-kill-us-all-until-the-techbro-ceos-said-ai-will-kill-us-all-and-now-im-not-so-sure
I used to think AI would kill us all, until the techbro CEOs said AI will kill us all and now I’m not so sure | First Dog on the Moon
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I used to think AI would kill us all, until the techbro CEOs said AI will kill us all and now I’m not so sure | First Dog on the Moon

Is AI going rogue the worst that could happen? Maybe not …

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4w ago
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If you are reading this cartoon I have been m*rdered by the Greens Political Party https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/14/you-had-one-job-the-greens-political-party-climate-change-is-distroying-life-and-you-exist-to-save-it
YOU HAD ONE JOB THE GREENS POLITICAL PARTY! Climate change is destroying life and you exist to save it! | First Dog on the Moon
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YOU HAD ONE JOB THE GREENS POLITICAL PARTY! Climate change is destroying life and you exist to save it! | First Dog on the Moon

It’s complicated and everyone is having a lot of feelings

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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We were all fine with AI destroying the planet but now it's come for our books!? This is too much! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/31/isnt-ai-terrible-enough-already-now-they-want-to-eat-the-worlds-books
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3w ago
Prepping for the once in a thousand years El Niño? Ask a penguin! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/18/el-nino-is-supersizing-are-governments-taking-climate-change-seriously
El Niño is supersizing! Are governments finally taking climate change seriously? No! | First Dog on the Moon
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El Niño is supersizing! Are governments finally taking climate change seriously? No! | First Dog on the Moon

Your government will NOT come to save you – we have to do that for each other now

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Privacy shmivacy! There's money to be made so stop sooking you dogooders. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/15/perverts-of-the-world-rejoice-its-metas-new-dodgy-old-mate-glasses
Perverts of the world rejoice! It’s Meta’s new dodgy old mate glasses | First Dog on the Moon
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Perverts of the world rejoice! It’s Meta’s new dodgy old mate glasses | First Dog on the Moon

Undetectable, always on and always sending data back to pervert headquarters

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/10/meme-factories-are-churning-out-pro-one-nation-ai-slop-on-facebook-im-frightened
Meme factories are churning out hard right AI slop on Facebook | First Dog on the Moon
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Meme factories are churning out hard right AI slop on Facebook | First Dog on the Moon

What does it even mean? You don’t want to know – stop reading now! I’m serious

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
On a scale of one to Dave Hughes how angry are you right now?!?! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/20/the-cost-of-everything-is-up-and-the-tiny-things-that-bring-us-a-moment-of-joy-is-down
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Sex and drugs and dice to roll? It's gambling in the lucky country. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/07/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-casino-a-nation-state-captured-by-global-betting-companies
Welcome to Australia, the world’s casino. A nation state captured by global betting companies | First Dog on the Moon
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Welcome to Australia, the world’s casino. A nation state captured by global betting companies | First Dog on the Moon

This really is the place to be a rapacious amoral gambling company!

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago
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Zohranist Mamdanism may not be your cup of tea but it's hard to argue he's not doing stuff. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/18/heres-a-list-of-things-zohran-mamdani-has-done-in-just-four-months
Here’s a list of things Zohran Mamdani has done in just four months | First Dog on the Moon
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Here’s a list of things Zohran Mamdani has done in just four months | First Dog on the Moon

Note to politicians: you can just do stuff regular people actually need and want and it’s OK

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Do you have a favourite invertebrate and why is it the velvet worm? Of course it is. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/10/we-say-thanks-to-all-our-selfless-spineless-pals
We say thanks to all our selfless spineless pals | First Dog on the Moon
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We say thanks to all our selfless spineless pals | First Dog on the Moon

While I have no influence on the Guardian committee, I know who this year’s winner of the Invertebrate of the Year competition should be

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
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Mistreating the elderly? No! Not even if it is my dad who is a drunkard and a shameless wastrel. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/13/it-seems-old-folk-are-being-charged-for-stuff-they-cant-use-is-there-no-end-to-peoples-greed
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago
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Is humanity being subjugated to the whims of weird greedy freaks? Yes! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/29/palantir-has-released-its-terrifyingly-honest-and-pompous-plans-for-world-domination
Palantir has released its terrifyingly honest (and pompous) plans for world domination | First Dog on the Moon
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Palantir has released its terrifyingly honest (and pompous) plans for world domination | First Dog on the Moon

It’s all a bit too antichristy for my liking

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Deadly pathogenic bird flu? Seriously? I am really busy right now can it wait? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/06/bird-flu-seriously-can-somebody-tell-this-virus-its-really-not-a-good-time
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1mo ago
Guns! Everyone hates guns! Except all the people who own far too many of them. What are we doing? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/19/australia-was-famous-for-having-no-guns-do-we-have-a-gun-problem-now
Australia was famous for having no guns – what happened? Do we have a gun problem now? | First Dog on the Moon
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Australia was famous for having no guns – what happened? Do we have a gun problem now? | First Dog on the Moon

One guy in Sydney has 371 of them. Who needs 371 guns?

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
A libellous sham or a monstrous truth that the worst of humanity rush to deny. A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/26/the-state-of-israel-vs-the-children-of-gaza
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Cheating? Scandal? Hilarious shenanigans? It must be LOCAL CRICKET! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/29/award-winning-cricketer-first-dog-on-the-moon-on-the-latest-local-cricket-brouhaha
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago
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Hey science fans get ready to doff your caps and put the kettle on for Hug a Climate Scientist Day! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/12/hug-a-climate-scientist-today-just-dont-make-it-weird-they-are-already-dealing-with-enough
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Donald Trump's birthday!? What do you get someone who has (destroyed) everything! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/15/its-donald-trumps-birthday-what-do-you-get-for-someone-who-has-destroyed-everything
It’s Donald Trump’s birthday! What do you get for someone who has (destroyed) everything? | First Dog on the Moon
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It’s Donald Trump’s birthday! What do you get for someone who has (destroyed) everything? | First Dog on the Moon

You have done so much for the planet – at the expense of the planet – in a perverse end-of-times sort of way we have a lot to thank you for

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago
Will renters be forced to eat tinned tomatoes out of a can after tax changes destroy the economy? Communism! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/01/is-albo-using-his-sinister-communist-tax-changes-to-destroy-the-housing-market
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Will Donald Trump save the world?! What is going on? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/03/is-donald-trump-going-to-accidentally-save-the-world-what-is-going-on
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
How very rude! How rude? Very! Or is it... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/17/rudeness-manners-whatever-happened-to-being-polite
Rudeness! Manners! Whatever happened to being polite?! | First Dog on the Moon
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Rudeness! Manners! Whatever happened to being polite?! | First Dog on the Moon

Back in the day you had to be rude in person – now you can do it anonymously from home

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

First Dog on the Moon (me) on the Moon! (THE MOON!) A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/10/thanks-to-artemis-ii-humanity-has-returned-to-the-moon-in-person-is-this-good-nobody-can-say

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Here is a fun cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/08/is-joy-off-the-table-have-we-lost-the-ancient-knowledge-of-how-to-have-a-jolly-time

Is joy off the table? Have we lost the ancient knowledge of how to have a jolly time? | First Dog on the Moon
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Is joy off the table? Have we lost the ancient knowledge of how to have a jolly time? | First Dog on the Moon

Some folk suggest ‘having fun’ in the face of global doom hurtling can be an act of rebellion, and while this is not actually true it can be fun

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Nuclear power? Is it the solution to everything ever? Let's ask a wolf. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/24/nuclear-power-have-we-finally-found-a-useful-use-for-it-lets-ask-a-wolf

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

The PM is preparing to address the nation and some public transport has been made free - it's the apocalypse surely! Everyone should panic now! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/01/albo-will-speak-to-australians-on-tv-tonight-this-is-never-good

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

One Nation winning a whole seat to themselves! What ever will we do? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/11/prime-minister-pauline-hanson-is-this-the-inevitable-conclusion-of-our-beleaguered-democracy

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago
Are you getting diddled at the spigot? How would you even know?! Read this cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/22/are-aussies-being-fleeced-over-gas-profits-yes-what-should-we-be-doing-instead
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

How woud Guardian readers prefer the world to end? I asked them... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/17/yes-the-apocalypse-is-coming-but-which-one

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Remember when things were not as terrible? Me either. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/27/we-all-assumed-the-internet-meant-we-could-keep-watching-everything-forever-we-were-wrong

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1mo ago
Women! Is the manosphere their fault like everything else is? We may never know. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/07/matt-canavan-feminisation-curriculum-australia
Teaching about respectful relationships in schools? How dare women! | First Dog on the Moon
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Teaching about respectful relationships in schools? How dare women! | First Dog on the Moon

Matt Canavan reckons feminism and woke genderism push young men toward the manosphere

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Adorable possum at the airport goes viral? Surely there must be more to it! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/20/adorable-alert-a-tasmanian-possum-has-fallen-asleep-among-the-soft-toys-in-an-airport-gift-shop

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Nuclear war? Surely not. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/23/nuclear-armageddon-is-this-it-for-real-really

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Ants! I love ants but there are some ants that hate everyone. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/18/important-insect-update-the-world-is-in-turmoil-and-certain-ants-are-making-it-worse

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
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Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Is First Dog on the Moon southern Tasmania's greatest cricketer/cartoonist of the century? This award I won says yes! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/30/after-a-season-of-ups-and-downs-i-am-now-an-award-winning-cricketer

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Is it true that only JD Vance can save us all? The horror! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/13/can-the-25th-amendment-save-us-all-from-global-disaster

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

omg is this Australia's very own Brexit? No! What a stupid thing to say https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/25/lamingtons-banned-chiko-rolls-its-the-new-woke-eu-trade-deal

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Looks like lego will decide who rules the world. I did not see that coming. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/08/even-with-trumps-ceasefire-some-sort-of-global-apocalypse-is-still-on-the-cards

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 7mo ago

Are you sick and tired of being slugged at the bowser of life? Me too! (this is a good line but does not appear in this cartoon about fuel prices soz) https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/16/petrol-is-running-out-is-it-time-to-panic-help-help

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Are your parliamentary representatives on the gear? Are they hitting the bottle? We may never know and perhaps it is none of our business anyway? Or is it? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/01/are-all-our-politicians-on-drugs-no-yet-it-is-fair-to-say-some-may-occasionally-attend-work-refreshed

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Who will save us? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/15/longer-summers-are-not-just-more-time-to-spend-eating-watermelon-no-its-far-more-sinister

Longer summers are not just more time to spend eating watermelon. No! It’s far more sinister! | First Dog on the Moon
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Longer summers are not just more time to spend eating watermelon. No! It’s far more sinister! | First Dog on the Moon

We have done so much climate change research, if they made a big pile of it you could climb up to the afternoon sun and tape a sheet over it to cool things down

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir? Not if you ask the NSW Government! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/20/wont-somebody-save-these-hundreds-of-turtles-condemned-to-death

Won’t somebody save these hundreds of turtles condemned to death? | First Dog on the Moon
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Won’t somebody save these hundreds of turtles condemned to death? | First Dog on the Moon

There is a whole dam full of water right there but the turtles can’t have it

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Churlish oafs disrespecting Guardian readers?! I won't have it! Here is a list... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/24/being-rude-to-guardian-readers-those-uncivil-brutes-how-dare-they
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

it was a rhetorical question - even so it was answered if you read the cartoon

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
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@PhilWill thanks Phil! tell 'em i said hello
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
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@VampirePenguin no it is a terrible movie
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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Do you like well-reasoned arguments and pithy retorts? Well bad luck because it's time for the great climate debate hosted by disgraced breakfast flake Karl Whatsisface! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/03/its-the-debate-of-the-century-two-climate-denialists-battle-it-out-to-see-who-agrees-the-most-denialistly
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