Kumi

Dieses Social-Media-Verbot für Unter-14-Jährige ist exakt so ein Murks, wie zu erwarten war. https://www.parlament.gv.at/gegenstand/XXVIII/ME/132

RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@HennaVirkkunen/117008348161347403

I don't know, what if maybe we *don't* spend € 30,000,000,000 (hot damn, look at that number!) funding "AI" nonsense so that mega-corporations can make more profit, and, you know, maybe use that money to make the world a *better* place instead?

So, long story short, it looks like Stripe's "AI wallet" (that, needless to say, I've never used) may have used an authorization I gave to a different company that uses Stripe as a payment processor to steal 250 euros from my company's bank account, and now Stripe pretends like that AI wallet is somehow not Stripe and they cannot give me information on that, but I can contact the AI wallet team, but that email address "may not exist, or [I] may not have permission to post messages to" it. 🤖 🔥 💸

Waking up to "Sie haben einen neuen Bescheid in Ihren Nachrichten. Melden Sie sich unter finanzonline.bmf.gv.at wie gewohnt an und lesen Sie dort Ihre neue Nachricht."

Insights vom Wahlbeisitz: Auszählen ist immer anstrengend, aber es hilft echt nicht, wenn die Wahl mitten in die heißeste Zeit des Jahres gelegt wird. #beifunk #graz

I might need more humans and less work in my life.

35 Grad, gefühlt 37. Das sind mir gefühlt 15 Grad zu viel.

Montag, 7:43. Wann Wochenende?

Und jetzt bleiben wir einfach bei der Sommerzeit, ja?

If you make me a meat-based dish without asking, I will eat it, because I don't want to let it go to waste. That doesn't mean that I'm a "flexitarian", it just means that you don't care that I'm a vegetarian.

Auch lustig: ESXi in Proxmox betreiben.

Does the fediverse have recommendations for when you really want a DSLR camera, but also don't have unlimited wealth?

I say, "Don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "Battery low"

#sentientearplugs

So apparently this government agency is routing all of its network traffic through a firewall in... AWS...

Dean's duck. 🎓 🦆

Casual reminder that Magyar used to be a Fidesz member himself. Yes, he definitely marketed himself as the pro-democracy, pro-Europe candidate, so a bit of post-Orbán optimism may be appropriate, *but* TISZA is still a very "conservative" party in a *very* broken political system, so it remains to be seen what they actually do with their two-thirds majority in parliament.

*buys a bunch of Interrail passes*

Ja, gut, ich wär euch ja gern beigetreten, aber einfach mal alle meine persönlichen Daten in ein Formular bei office.com zu hacken, das geht mir dann doch zu weit.

RE: https://cuddly.space/@PrivateCoffee/116436268990489414

"Kumi focused on deploying a new service live at the event after a request from a young gentlemen."

Seems like this Kumi person is very open to requests, from "young gentlemen" or others. #givemesomethingtodo #likesomethingmeaningful #whataweekhuh

Manchmal bekommt man fast den Eindruck, es wäre Jurist*innen standesrechtlich verboten, menschliche Sprache zu sprechen.

Wish I could just click a button to leave a 🙄 reaction on a toot.

Would you wanna... peer with me? 👉👈

Oh my ducking... PeeringDB isn't having a good day either, huh?