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And for anyone who doesn't know Fishy and Ruby, please allow me to introduce you to these two lovable goofballs. I'll take any reason I can get to post pictures of them.

That blows my mind.

And yes, I know we can all point to Rudy Giuliani and say that man is a ghoul. Obviously. But it is still hard to put into words what exactly a ghoul is.

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Good for her.

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

This is one of the most wholesome comics we've made.

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.

Elon is the worst.

We made a comic about a mayfly.

That makes sense.

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

History is so interesting.

I'd watch it.

Vampires are also unable to whistle. The fangs get in the way. They're rather inconvenient.

I love Ryan Gosling.

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Have you ever heard that black cats are bad luck? That's because Europeans used to believe gypsies could shapeshift into black cats, blending into the night to easily pick your pockets. It's a bonkers racist superstition.

I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Dennis Hastert just because *reads literally anything about Dennis Hastert* Oh. Carry on then.

That's crazy.

Because cats have nine lives, they actually becomes nine ghosts when they die.

That's so interesting.

That blows my mind.

I've always suspected.

Same.

Norse mythology stole the idea for Thor from Marvel.

That blows my mind.

It's a dumb take, but far from her worst one.

Other things people don't know about Frankenstein: -The book was originally written in braille, and was not translated so that non-blind people could read it until 1986. -The monster was going to wear a hat which a rat hid inside, but this was edited out after Pixar threatened to sue.

Case in point: Encountering a random bone could be a bit unsettling but finding a random pile of skin would be fucking terrifying.

Wise words from a wise man.

Trick or Treating used to be so simple. You'd knock on a stranger's door. If you were pure of heart, they'd reward you with a hot dog. If they deemed you unworthy, they'd kill you.

Seems wasteful.

"Hey, that octopus is holding a lot of guns that aren't glocks." Okay? Kevin Bacon is probably holding something that isn't bacon right now.

This kitten is the total opposite of AI, which says "I don't feel shit!!! But I pretend to know things!!!"

Someone asked me what the zombie is made of. Rotting flesh, obviously.

I never would have guessed.

I can't wait.