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IRIS "ICHY" T. N.
SHE - HER
"I would see you in the corner of my eye, and I would turn around and you just wouldn't be there" 🧿
two-faced bitches never lie, and therefore i never lie
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Joined May 13, 2020
CAN'T BEAT EM:
KILL EM
CAN'T KILL EM:
FUCK EM
CAN'T FUCK EM:
KILL EM
CAN'T DO IT GOOD:
DO IT HARD
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i can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly ass rick owens shoes
i think if you're a summer games fest participant you should keep david lynch's name out of your mouth
currently watching a youtuber's passion project horror film in 2026 which got a mixed review consensus but made its budget back many times over. thats right you already know what i'm talking about its iron lung baby iroooooooon lung
i still feel really funny about the fact that the song to consistently draw tears from me in twin fantasy is Bodys. whats up with me
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cant get work, can't get education, can't get nothing. 2 years of my life like this. it's eating at me like nothing else
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the things i want to say are inadvisable which is good because they'd be pretty depressing regardless. despite that i appreciate the support
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wrangled a 10 hour sleep from the jaws of defeat. i feel like a functioning human being again
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matt johnson voice What time is it in Seattle?
if someone had a child and then learned about touhou through the mcroll'd youtube video in 2008 their child would be headed to college this year
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we are not holding hands and singing kum ba yah about shit ever again we are at war. if aliens showed up tomorrow my landlord would still ask for my cut
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i think spielberg is a fascinating figure in as much as you can observe a man for whom myth replaced reality a long time ago. someone deeply truly intertwined with the modern visual identity of american nostalgia
waiting 2 hours and a half to start my antibiotics and i'm vibrating. get me out of this fucking nightmare
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"we used to make real movies, and be a real country", say many of a nation historically saddled with daddy issues
antibiotics worked overnight. good to know they were not prescribed in vain :ms_thumbs_up_paw:
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it's a little bit of a handful of other vaguely american exceptionalist stories about Space and Connection except it's also a little bit worse at each indiviual component than all of them are. i dunno man
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if it turns out i do have a stick in my ass then i'm keeping it there
jesus christ i can't sleep. this is awful
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@junebug@slime.global i noticedddd i was trying to place him and then i bolted upright. i did not clock that this was the same director until i looked his name up afterwards!
thinking about the maiku hama movies again. dude
okay this is officially the sickest i have been in multiple years. this blows
tht knicks spurs game. just witnessed terrorism
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BRAT diet isn't helping :( still too bloated to eat a substantial amount. i hate the human body
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sam levinson maybe top 5 dumbest human beings currently screenwriting with the kind of high profile he has. patron saint of bad ideas
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combination got so bad i threw up from pain :( immense relief afterwards. damn it
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for serious and actual i really gotta make rent this month for the possibility that it's the last time in a while and i do mean a While that i'm going to have to ask any of you or anyone at all for serious month to month help. we're almost fucking there
come on man
credit card expired at a very inopportune time and now i am so on the hook for food and rent this month 😬 it's bad! it's bad it's quite bad
anime roulette is going well
deltarune ch 5
girls i won't lie with 10 days before the end of the month i am getting a little anxious about my application 🥹
i missed a screening of in the mouth of madness and asked the people running the night to save a late night banger on for me and they put on disclosure day. ok so you want me dead is what i'm hearing
if wishes were horses, love would win
fuck with me
if any of the people making truman show fanart of kris and noelle heard headphone actor they'd explode into gibs
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@junebug@slime.global nope! watched it on a whim with a friend tonight