Nora Reed

my kiln is a disability aid that makes up for my inability to be fifteen hundred degrees fahrenheit

most of my gender presentation is the result of skirt shopping being pleasant and pants shopping is unpleasant

nora reed designs will return october 8 https://nora.jewelry

i am disabled by not having kittycat eyes. i use an accommodation (lamp)

php is some kind of organ deep in web pages (?) that you only find out about when it breaks

i have knives because i lack sharp edges on my body

i have headphones because i lack the ability to play the songs of the mountain goats myself

i think maybe treating disability aids as a special class of tools that approximate the abilities of a "normal person" but never exceed them is bullshit

this is my linux

i had it in the adapter upside down. why has linux not fixed this yet

heres the big ones

ok so i think i might need a monitor and keyboard to set it up. im mad about this and i will fight an old man (linus torvalds) if i have to

the best part is i went to make lunch and asked my husband to take a look and see if he could figure out what was wrong. "it's probably something stupid," i said, "like i put the disk in upside down or something"

@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social boo *retweets*

(very quietly) which way does it go into the slot

how to ssh into my own dang linux android

every tool is a disability aid for the disability of not being god

how to ssh into my own dang linux

thank god it only had one way it fit

like of course they were writing on greenware and only preserving stuff they thought was important by firing, imagine if you had to let all your fuckin notes dry out and then get put into read-only mode by the village potter every time you wrote something down

every time i look at the terminal it helpfully tells me it has done this 400+ times

(going up to a straight couple) which of you is the pluto and which is the charon

ok the good news is i realized i knew one command i could try on it but the bad news is i don't know how to make it stop pinging

the wood costs alone would be prohibitive even if you could just *get* clay!

its like if you had a way better chance of making it into the long term archaeological record if you had a lot of cvs receipts and your house burned down

i wonder if the preservation of that stuff in fire is even remotely on anyone's mind at that time. i wonder if they got paper and it turns to dust in a fire and they smoke their ancient marijuana and say "dawg its like a reverse tablet". maybe they were too busy looking at all those stars tho

okay i had to rewrite the card but its a server now i can see it on my network. how do i use it

i like my new glasses

i like looking at store fixture store websites because it makes store fixtures stop being invisible. today i learned they have to make special displays for bananas specifically

@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems my alma mater had their grad students unionize its cool

does anyone have a labeled diagram of all the parts in one of those ceiling lamps that is shaped like a boob. i don't need alt text but if anyone wants me to describe whatever i get in detail later i will if you ask. i need it for reasons

a few more

@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io based on my extensive scientific studies*, doing this but for gambling is now the entire bedrock of the american economy *sometimes i don't hit skip 30sec fast enough during a podcast and i hear an ad

halp

okay i have a thing i need that i don't know the name for and could use help thinking of keywords and links to resources. please read thread before commenting ok lets say i have 100 drawers and each one can store 1 unique item for sale in my shop i need something that will connect to my e-commerce software to know what drawers are empty (because their contents sold) and assign new products to empty drawers and store the data of where things were assigned so i can look it up whats that called

@fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host i use they/them and ze/hir

@fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host thx!

its glass now (it was glass before tho)

put this in for the morning