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Also thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the #monsterdon gang for tonight's film!

when I grow up I want to be beaten to death with a rock by an RCMP detective who is afraid of spiders Thanks @ryan@social.miyaku.media and everyone! #monsterdondoublefeature

Two Weeks Later ... Film is still not over #KungFuSat

why don't you get withers or seppings or whoever to answer the door? #Monsterdon

@kshernandez@me.dm I had problems recognizing her too! #KungFuSat

Glad the adults let this get out of hand #KungFuSat

@klu9@ohai.social That Christian values! #KungFuSat

The actors and ambience hints this is a hallmark film but it's not #KungFuSat

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social "let them take out Los Angeles, let em take out SanDiego - this is a very small price to pay" https://www.youtube.com/live/lLgzEriszmw?si=RBwbMcMFcDw0t47U&t=739

oh I though she was going down on him disappointing #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

what bullshit #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to This wasn't actually a Corman film although it feels like one #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Now the Dojo bosses fight it out #KungFuSat

Is that Cynthia Rothrock? #KungFuSat

There is also a planned sequel that kind of never got off the ground yet called: "The Martial Arts Kid 2: Payback" #KungFuSat

this film better end like right now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@kshernandez@me.dm Karate Jesus! I can see that working! #KungFuSat

@klu9@ohai.social OK, got that wrong. Thanks! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

The "Dove Foundation" (a Christian group that rates films on family viewability and Christian values) gave this film a 5/5 rating #KungFuSat

he's threatening to shoot his dick off? #Monsterdon

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io 😂 #monsterdondoublefeature

@Terencio@mastodon.social 😂 #KungFuSat

keep it busy - distract it #monsterdondoublefeature

#KungFuSathttps://karateforchrist.com/ https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:Karate_Jesus

a snorter 😆 #Monsterdon

Wrasslin fU #KungFuSat

@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @AlienCG@mstdn.social also *because* he's the Martial Arts kid in the Martial Arts Kid. #KungFuSat

@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social @SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social Christianity reduced to a Dojo philosophy? #KungFuSat

Gee how does he do that kind of acting? It must take two personalities #monsterdondoublefeature

@Terencio@mastodon.social I misspelled it it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin #Monsterdon

She's dead, but sill looks great! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

they're known as "fun killers" #Monsterdon

Wow brutal what an ass #monsterdondoublefeature

ooh she used the H E double toothpicks word! #Monsterdon

Thanks for the exposition Alfred #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

LUV U #monsterdondoublefeature

END please #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

He's going to beat up every kid in town until he randomly comes across Bo #KungFuSat

@ryan@social.miyaku.media Thing about Vincent Price is that he was a great actor, but almost every film he was cast in sucks and was a lemon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

1. indoor fight scene over, looped musical score
2. and cut to outside, music suddenly stops
3. back indoors to looped musical score

#KungFuSat

woah getting weird now #monsterdondoublefeature

@Terencio@mastodon.social a McGuffin #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

He's just trading-up on corpses for his necro fetish #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Sorry, I was temporarily out the room. Did it work? #monsterdon#monsterdondoublefeature

Cynthia Rothrock, post-menopausal bellydancer? Movie just throwing us curve-balls #KungFuSat

uh yeah, the cat was not hurt #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

those old time erasers #monsterdondoublefeature

Get down to the Gas & Go quick #KungFuSat