Spooooky Owlbear

And so they all fucked of to… a pride parade, maybe? 🏳️‍🌈 That was actually pretty good, fam. And also the gayest movie on Monsterdon so far, and I'm very much including the David Bowie vampire movie. I want to thank all my bestest #Monsterdon buds. You make any movie better, and I adore you all. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, run around in a goofy costume killng people instead of just *using your badge to legally look for the fucking money, you absolute bag of dildoes.* Goodnight everyone. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

So mystery writer has a straight up harem at this point. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

And THAT'S why this was an odd choice for Vincent Price month. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Oh, welcome back Lieutenant Useless! #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Okay, I'm calling it, Lt. Doofus is the Bat. He's accusing everyone else, and that's just projection. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

The… postal carrier's creed? … that's a choice I guess. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

I like how our mystery writer just looked mildly put out by the corpse in the hidden compartment. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Animal bats, as opposed to softball or fungal bats I suppose. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

@Binder@petrous.vislae.town funny, she doesn't look like John Candy to me. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Ow! My ear! #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Call me crazy, but I kinda love Woo. Is it a convincing costume? Fuck no. But it's one I would cheerfully cosplay at a con if the Owlbear wasn't demophobic. Looks fun. #Monsterdon

Watching he new #RiffTrax #MST3K which is… Sting of Death. Which we recently watched on #Monsterdon. Fam, the science in this movie hasn't gotten better, but this is still pretty damn awesome.

The Bat needs a manicure. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959

Oh no, the rich kids are gonna close down the ski school! I hope Ultraman can win against Chad in the big slolem race! #Monsterdon

And so they fucked off into… well, cinematic history, really. This movie is a classic for a reason. That was so much fun, y'all. I adore this movie and I adore all of you. Thanks for making it so much fun, and I hope I made you smile once or twice. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, gaslight someone into terror so they will shoot someone for you, because that plan isn't ridiculously circuitous or anything, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it. Sleep well, fam, love you all, goodnight 😴 #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Remember, she was specifically told not to go anywhere alone. I'm not trying to victim blame, but for shit's sake, after the fourth time bad shit happens, and someone tells you to stop being alone, you need to accept *some* responsibility. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I'd stay in a haunted house for that. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

"No, Nora, you're safer here, alone. Nothing has happened to you wile you're alone. Except for literally everything that's happened to you." #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I'm pretty sure they stole one of my old parkas to make that monster. #Monsterdon

well one person is dead, let's split up to make it easier to pick off the rest of us. Kinda refreshing, this complete lack of genre savvy. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

"We've gone back in time 24 hours" "Well that's no big deal." – Literally no one, ever, in the history of science or business #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Wow, this movie is bad. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

I can't help myself: Bluebies. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

And so they fucked off into the center (or centre if you prefer) of time… I guess? Or maybe they just fucked off to the beginning of the movie with even more reverb. He Owlbear neither knows nor cares. That was pretty atrocious, fam, but thanks to y'all, it was a lot of fun. The Owlbear never regrets #Monsterdon because Monsterdon folks are *fucking awesome*. Gonna get some sleep, though. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch out for anachronistic dinosaurs. Love you guys. Goodnight! #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"Well I follow you but not very far" Between that and loud empty vessels, I gotta admit this movie is a gold mine. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon

@LuciaG@wandering.shop I just generated my card and I already know if I will win or lose. I'm not gonna say, I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who looks forward to the Will The Owlbear Shout Bingo tension. Bit I know. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"Even I can understand it." I'll take that bet. You absolutely dont understand it. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Well, the asshole business guy is blaming someone else for his mistake. That checks out. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Lotta… Lotta fumes comin' from the monster's butt. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN BUT WITH REVERB? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

So… is there a message or something? It's so subtle. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

So. A sundial is your future time travel symbolism. Cool, cool, cool. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime … fuck me that's a long hashtag…

Insert Rick and Morty joke here. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@xerozohar@retro.pizza badum-ba-ba-ba-dum!

actually, just let Junior wander around. It's not like he and his missing shirt button would be a big loss. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

So hungover… #Monsterdon #Ultraman

Literally just noticed that the Ultraman action figure they use for the flying scenes has a hell of a booty. Booty, booty, booty. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

And so a young M. Night Shyamalan became convinced that interstellar travelers could be confounded by a door. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

@diazona@techhub.social so you mean porn involving scientists, or porn *for* scientists?

So, they're gonna have dinosaurs show up at 1 million BC, aren't they? And then my head will explode. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Okay, I'm still on the what the fuck is that thing train. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

BOOTY! #Monsterdon #Ultraman

@xerozohar@retro.pizza THAT'S where you draw the line?

Seven coffins waited to be filled with what? Chipmunks? #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Are you suggesting it should be spelled "Centre of Time"? Because while I by and large prefer British spellings, that one always confuses me. The vowel sound comes *before* the R.

Laser beam cycling is a great way to stay in shape. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon

Well, everyone? Vincent asked you a question! #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Someone dropped a road flare in the box of sparklers! #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime