I could listen to Agnes Moorehead say "diiining rhoom" all night #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
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The Witch of Crow Briar
@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch.techlgbt"I've laid low
Shut my ears and eyes
Blocked out the chaos
While others fight
I have awoken
No longer paralyzed
My weapon chosen
It's time to join the fight..."
~ Ayria, "Battle Cry"
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I remember The Fly having a reputation as a sci-fi classic, but nobody mentioned its unsurpassed soporific qualities #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The movie continues with a plethora of men wandering around, while an entirely different movie unfolds featuring the four women who went upstairs together... so why aren't we watching that one?? #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
"You did what to my beloved kitty?? *burns house to the ground*" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Agnes: "Wait, I *hear* banging but I don't *feel* banging, this is unconscionable!" #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
That research barrel burned itself out pretty quick, almost like a fire service based B plot would have broken the budget #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
ok so wait he has he head of a fly but the brain of a human? I call no way #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Getting a weird vibe that the wife is claiming to have murdered him to cover up him killing himself? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Vincent Price: "Thank you for coming" phrasing boom! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Apparently flies have extremely sophisticated brains capable of both extensive English language skills and higher dimensional planning, even with a blanket over their head #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Given the character names and odd dialog/pronunciations, is this another Vincent Price-slumming-it-in-Eurotrash-cinema like The Last Man On Earth? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Bowl of milk laced with rum? Please be the triumphant return of Dandelo, eating Andre's corpse #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
No matter what bad things happen to this guy it can never be enough given what he did to the kitty #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
We now leave our frame story to return to the movie already in progress #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Andre loved two things... vomiting on his food before he ate it, then pooping on it before flying away" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
This movie should have been called "The Tall Wrinkly Cop" #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
"I had a little setback but it's alright now" Dandelo would disagree, and I hope she rips strips of meat out of your throat like they were jerky-based cat treats #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The world's first ever dish destroyer! No more time wasted washing dishes! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Given how blasé he is about what he did to that sweet adorable kitty, I hope he suffers before the hydraulic press puts him out of his misery #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
This movie pioneered both non-linear storytelling and nonsensical storytelling #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Flies emerge from the pupae stage with an instinctive urge to take an axe to AI data centres and set LLM research on fire #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Warner will be even more famous once her teams up with this Brother #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
Andre would totally have been a Blockchain/NFT booster and present day AI shill #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Wrinkly Cop provides far too much information about the anonymous gay tryst he was enjoying instead of doing his job #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
So this is what The Terminator death scene ripped off #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"She's very sick" yes phillipe, her half-pipe kickflip is the stuff of legends #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
I hope spectral kitty is the one that hydraulic presses this asshole #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Agnes Moorehead's Secret Investigation sounds like the pilot for an entirely different kind of show #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
Oh look a fly in a matchbox, what is this, Good Omens Deason 2? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Somebody ignored their Ford cruise control component recall notice and didn't park their F-150 away from occupied dwellings #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social uh, Devil Girl From Mars? 😭
"He was like an explorer in a wild country" a country in which every cat in the world quite rightly exacted endlessly painful, ultimately fatal revenge on every human that ever lived #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"I guess electronics is a very profitable field these days" what with that whole AI bubble and whatnot #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
oh right so this dipshit screws up one time and decides the whole experiment needs to be abandoned.... ok but here's a thought, how about putting someone competent that doesn't kill cats in charge instead? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Why does this champagne have a vaguely feline aftertaste?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
I really don't want to watch Vincent Price giving it to Charas #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Poor Francois... decades later he'll be badly played by Eric Stoltz" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Judy's a doll" then no wonder her speaking has such a big impact #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
This is extremely incongruous string music when it isn't trying to be all dramatic #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1959
The world's first 3D printer, except cheaper, less power intensive, more reliable, and with more real world uses #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The ashtray rematerialized with a beard, which is how you know it's evll #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
We now interrupt your movie for a brief commercial for ballet: Ballet - The Boringer Opera! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958