So the big lesson tonight is we need a Agnes Moorehead bot for fedi. #Monsterdon
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You can't hide murder; FROM A LESBIAN! #Monsterdon
Cop: "The murderer could even be a cis-white man."
All: *gasp*
#Monsterdon
All y'all talking to cops without lawyers. #Monsterdon
Is Henry Fucking Kissinger running this project? Is this what he did before doing a war crimes in Southeast Asia? #Monsterdon
ALL STATIONS: New #CHVRCHES song has dropped.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2BXn0cPM8
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video)
Chakotay has entered the chat. #Monsterdon
Is that a SCP Foundation patch on their coveralls? #Monsterdon
Gerlatch, Nevada advertises itself as "The Center of the Known Universe" so is this movie set there? #Monsterdon
That's a neat practical effect to make that hallway in the SCP facility look longer than it was. #Monsterdon
I'm declaring a #PowerPop emergency. You're welcome.
https://dandyboyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/love-cant-kill-you
#SongOfTheDay
What is that? Starbuck's infinite bag of gunpowder? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh hey, it's John Saxon everybody! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Good matte there with the evil temple of evil. #Monsterdon
Shooting day for night? Really? #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
Glad to see that Paris is going after people using pervert glasses. https://www.lemonde.fr/en/pixels/article/2026/09/22/paris-prosecutors-launch-probes-into-non-consensual-filming-of-women-with-smart-glasses_6757829_13.html
Her Highness Elizabeth Bennett Tribble, First of her name
#Caturday
"I just escaped from a pocket universe, can you drop me at a pay phone?" #Monsterdon
Fun fact: Richard Hatch played a Klingon Flag Officer in the Axnar fan films. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
For the #TESCREAL crowd, this is not a horror story. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile in Target Corporation HQ they still have it in for Boosters. #Monsterdon
Thanks for bringing us a famous writer only trying to end the universe instead of one trying to genocide trans people. #Monsterdon
This is Agent Smith's origin story, isn't it? #Monsterdon
A county lineman without his truck is a terrible thing. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
(Kaiju Screams in French) #Ultraman #Monsterdon
Kaiju cries out "Tabernac!"
Ultraman: ?
Kaiju: "Il peut y avoir un kaiju canadien-français que vous connaissez?"
#Ultraman #Monsterdon
Replying to
@MLE_online@social.afront.org a business whose sign reads "Teeth Bar" one minute and "Tea Bar" the next would be a sign that you're in a #Monsterdon movie.
Dunwich Horror: Cthuloid Horror
Dunlop Horror: Cace Pollard's Nightmare
Dunkirk Horror: British Army fighting Cthulu and Hitler
#Monsterdon
He's looking at that other dimension, with voyeuristic intention.
#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
"Solaralization catastrophe in Dunwich, should we us an airstrike to contain?" #Monsterdon
One 1980's fever dream of apocalypse reprised. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe#Monsterdon
"I need to tamper with evidence, give me a hand, officer." #Monsterdon
Before 1978's "Star Wars," genre films could only afford "pew!" instead of "pew pew!" #Monsterdon
"How will we know when someone finds the Elder God?"
"The screaming."
#Monsterdon
ACAZ #Monsterdon
This reminds me, I still need to get to the Underdark in Baldur's Gate III. #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
Self stabbing henchmen. Waddaconcept. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Between Star Fleet officers falling for eugenicist war lords in "Space Seed," and city girls falling for cultists in Dunwich, I have questions about 'choice' feminism. #Monsterdon
End of the world and the survivors decide to recreate compulsory heterosexuality. #Monsterdon
"You can't stop The Old Ones" sound a lot like "you can't stop AI!!" #Monsterdon.
"And this is how I ended up the commanding officer of the Event Horizon." #Monsterdon
Yeah, your car has an interlock to prevent hot-wiring. But what about zombie attacks where your side kick has eaten the keys? #Monsterdon
Okay, you're going to have to find the USS Bozeman and follow it out. #Monsterdon
"1968!"
"A year of triumph!"
- earthrise photo from Apollo 8 *
"Tragedy!"
- photos of MLK Jr and RFK Sr. *
"Upheaval!"
- photos of student protests in Mexico City and Paris *
"And this?"
- poster for "Journey to the Center of Time" *
"You're not reading it right!" #Ultraman #Monsterdon
Replying to
@davidgerard@circumstances.run Someone make "Night of the Stochastic Parrot" so we can have it for #Monsterdon
Old Man: "Remember when the Elder Gods walked the Earth? Pepperridge Farm remembers."
#Monsterdon
Well that took a turn. #Monsterdon
And of course the Nabu who worship a rock of fire are erzatz Bedouins out of central casting. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #The80sWereRacistToo