Rob Ricci

This place has so many home intruders that even the home intruders get bumped off by home intruders #monsterdon

"Intro to Computer Science" implies "Outro from Computer Science"

Vincent Price is so affably menacing #monsterdon

nana nana nana nana BAT HAND #monsterdon

BAT BAT BAT!!!!! #monsterdon

The set of all houses that do not contain their own blueprints #monsterdon

I think at this point there are more people creeping around this house than staying in it legitimately #monsterdon

Plot twist: the chauffeur did it - but now he's the butler #monsterdon

ACAB: All Cops Are Bats #monsterdon

Please get your day off to a good start by enjoying this photo of Kiki getting some outside time #fedicats #catsofmastodon

This creeper likes his women rabid, apparently #monsterdon

"I have no servants except for the servant I have" #monsterdon

Agnes Moorehead impiles Agnes Lesshead #monsterdon

I wonder what the bats are up to #monsterdon

Oh hello, it's just me, the good stalker #monsterdon

They sure did make a lot of movies about the kind of people who "spend a summer" somewhere #monsterdon

I'm looking to hire a project manager! I'm working on a project with materials scientists and physicists to build stacked quantum heterostructures, which have potential interesting properties as semiconductors, etc. It's a crazy process that involves crystal growers, driving microscopes with an Xbox controller, a adiabatic demagnetization refrigerators, and exfoliation with scotch tape. We need a project manager to help us ... well, manage the project. Apply at: https://utah.peopleadmin.com/postings/209788 Fine to ask me questions here or at ricci at cs dot utah.edu #getfedihired

This is bothering me more than it should

The whale is free!

PSA: if someone asks a question on here, you don't have the answer they asked for, and you want to be helpful, you can boost

Oh good now we're getting spam signups from these assholes Fuck you very, very much #FediAdmin

Gonna miss #Monsterdon tonight, my kid has roped me into continuing to watch the Hobbit trilogy, and there's only so much bad movie I can take in a day

Dean Stockwell implies the existence of Dean Bareshelves #Monsterdon

I am flying in to DCA in less than a week, goddamnit https://www.businessinsider.com/faa-ai-air-traffic-control-contract-airlines-2026-9

The main problem with the Fediverse is that too many of y'all are far too interesting in too many different ways

"What about 'Nam, sir" goddamn this movie has some great lines actually #monsterdon

Maybe the real Stuff was all the corporate greed we slopped along the way #monsterdon

Is this actually how this movie is going to end? #monsterdon

The Stuff is poising our precious bodily fluids POE #monsterdon

I'm getting concerned that this Real Estate is not actually going to Transact #monsterdon

Isn't this part the plot of that new Steven Spielberg movie that is Super Not Good #monsterdon

yep it just me a Stuff guy doing Stuff Stuff pay me no mind #monsterdon

ACAB includes Stuffies #monsterdon

#monsterdon FACT: the costuming for the Stuffies inspired the Minions #monsterdon

"we should go to a large city" *goes to castle* #monsterdon

NOOOOOO CHARLIE GOT STUFFED #monsterdon

dude your stuff is showing #monsterdon

just twoot about it #monsterdon

Let The Stuff cook #monsterdon

OK let's just fight about telling people about The Stuff this movie actually understands people #monsterdon

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca "get stuffed" "yes please" #monsterdon

This sure sounds like an "about to murder the guy he's monologing to" monologue. #monsterdon

(unless your job is as the bat) #monsterdon

Kind of appreciating that this movie is actually having the women defend themselves #monsterdon

I was kind of expecting her to rip the blanket off the sofa and underneath is a whole flock of bats #monsterdon

This lab is NOT sciency enough, none of these liquids are bubbling #monsterdon

"only the two of us had access to the vault. us and the bat" #monsterdon

Hey Andy you suck at your job #monsterdon