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@ekis@mastodon.social yep. and australia was the country that was the right combination of indifferent to child welfare, enrapured by empty political performance, and utterly technologically illiterate, to be the test case for this little accountability-dodge. and the companies will respond by saying well, we need more of your data.

@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social looks like it was some kind of a... priesthood?

@jonah@mastodon.neat.computer it truly is the perfect technology for corporate tech

@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io and unlike the dinosaurs, i feel like the mushrooms would not begrudge us such usage. the fungus is generous, it gives the trees free internet already.

@ekis@mastodon.social it's nice that i see more folks are telling them to kick rocks

@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space malcolm roberts is a sovcit, ay. him taking public office, that's just redemptionism. @captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space @sashag@anarres.family

@mojo@aus.social it's funny what constitutes a broken promise, what's a backflip, what’s a tactical move, what’s a calculated change of direction. i couldn't give a toss. politicians don't keep promises, that's table stakes. i am just surprised (and delighted) that the government breaking a promise has worked in favour of more than simply the donors. i genuinely didn't think they had it in them.

@ekis@mastodon.social the one time an affluent suburb could have harnessed their nimbyism and they didn't. this is what they got for their failing

@lykso@tiny.tilde.website @robpike@hachyderm.io it's also really important that the people making the decisions have as little understanding as possible of the product. ideally, it should be something they don't even use. that way they can think of it in purely economic terms.

@violet_cybrespace@lesbian.solutions great design. oops, all base

@lykso@tiny.tilde.website @robpike@hachyderm.io oh absolutely. bonus points if the board brought them in from an outside organisation that is collapsing under their leadership, leaving them with a generous golden parachute on top of the massive signing bonus

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe you can't call a film superbeast and not expect the monsterdon community up to take it as a challenge

@arichtman@eigenmagic.net api blyatway

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net yeah, i wasn't even that surprised when i found out the joke i had been making was real. the cruelty, the purpose, guillotine futures.

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net they got promoted to the ndis after such a successful proof of concept test

@BDA@monads.online (tm)

@log@mastodon.sdf.org @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io exactly. pass on the good work of whichever piece of errant debris or helpful traveller brought them here in the first place.

@mi@awawa.cat @elilla@transmom.love i absolutely knew there were the ‘synthetic textiles are bad’ cranks, i am excited to learn about the ‘natural fibres are bad’ cranks

@lapis@elekk.xyz +1

@mo@icelandphotos.co.uk “when you have The Sight activated, quest locations will be highlighted on your display and your minimap.“

@futzle@old.mermaid.town huh, looking at the numbers I'm not the only one. well that's... something

@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space putting a farside style caption under this that reads “ronald runk’s real gift was in backronymics”

@esvrld@normal.style i am immediately gunned down by the enemy with my remaining six soldiers, but i won the moral. in my hand, a bloodstained phone, the notes app open.

@esvrld@normal.style i am leading the charge, people are surprised when i turn around and shoot anyone more than three steps behind me

@esvrld@normal.style they were deserters

@mojo@aus.social i never thought I'd see it. they actually noticed the needs of the people

@caroline@chaosfem.tw *katamari theme plays in the background*

@ekis@mastodon.social and yeah, so that's just what the water pressure is now?

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party the chuckling cheese company? more like the cutting cheese company

@ricci@discuss.systems @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I'm gonna increase the polygon count on lobsters, they've been too aerodynamic for too long.

@himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz oh boy there are going to be some Posts.

@geet@normal.style oh i love that guitar tone, the way it goes from laconic slacker-surf to dragged-through-gravel fuzzverb

@jessie@mastodon.social oh hell yeah i hope you get it, i love the sound of this project already

@thevhswizard@retro.pizza and half the time it's coin ops dan

@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net found it and yep, someone's absolutely dismembered a body in that shower, then sprayed the area down with a bleach solution

@pjf@cloudisland.nz in every back yard an iron smelter

@camwilson@mastodon.social you’re such a consistently good reporter, this is a great beat for you, i am excited to read your work

@ApaulD@aus.social we’re not a country, we're a client

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net ah, an optimist!

@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website a truly phenomenal creative venture. real spellcaster shit

@selzero@syzito.xyz ohhhh i am starting to get why jason pargin ended being a video creator.

@jonny@neuromatch.social sam altman has specifically stated that he wants people to deskill, so he can paywall know-how and make it a subscription service.

@markwyner@mas.to @Codeberg@social.anoxinon.de @aphyr@woof.group they are really unloading both barrels into their own butthole and taint area lately

@ben@social.unixben.com i hadn't considered this. it will reduce their utility as an improvised thrown weapon even further, fantastic @ricci@discuss.systems @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@allanwol@mastodon.social you are very bad at this @ErikUden@mastodon.de

@jpm@aus.social they ruined sparkles for everyone. i am filthy

@da_667@infosec.exchange i don't think I've encountered a clickfix because if i get an unprompted qr code up or a captcha, i just log off. there is no task i care about enough to do things like that. if things are inconvenient for me i will boot the machine into bios and call it services and tell them it's broken

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social i don't know why they put the climate control on the other side of the quadra-pod. i hate having to navigate the laser room every time the temp light goes on.