This man is NOT a licensed contractor!!!
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Vertical integration is when the coroner that also the murderer
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And the money was never found… the end!
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So cool that they got Kate McKinnon to play the role of the assistant with the weird accent #monsterdon #thebat1959
This is why I keep all my blueprints in my blueprint chamber… like a gentleman
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A closed door = I’m suffocating
A house fire? = This is fine
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One, two, Batty’s coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
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Ex-wife is just an abbreviation for exhumed-wife
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Film on location at Vibraphone Cave National Park.
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Time for Party favors!
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Adjusted for inflation, $10,000 in 1959 is equal to $112,129 in 2026.
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Boy, the wizard of Mars sure likes to monologue… don’t they?
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It will be a magazine about haunted houses and it'll be called "Worse Homes and Gardens." Sharks, I’m asking for $50,000 for a 5% stake…
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Ending with a fire… is this a Hammer film?!
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Sorry… mister wizard… I zoned out there… can I get a TLDR?
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Cache of cash?
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Nice scale model of a house
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I hate it when I close the door to a room in my own house and suffocate from lack of oxygen caused by a closed door
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@patioboater@mastodon.social @diazona@techhub.social I was sooooo wrong! Journey To The Center Of Time was better?!
Somehow they managed to make crashing onto Mars, fighting alien snakes, and discovering an ancient alien civilization seem really really boring. There’s only about 15 minutes of salvageable movie here. The rest is just astronauts rambling around without any sense of urgency.
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What accent is that?!?!
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@Terencio@mastodon.social yet ANOTHER Monsterdon film about the horrors of radon gas mitigation
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Twin Fairies: 🎶 Bat-su-ra! YA! Bat-su-ra! Dengan Kesaktian Hidupmu 🎶
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The Count: FOUR! Ah-ha-ha! Four lesbians!
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Pretty sure that unborn tomorrows line was in both films
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Ah, the good ol’ days when murderers would wear a suit while doing their murdering. The problem with murderers these days…
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I would give her a piggyback ride… like a gentleman
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Burned down the cabin for the insurance money? Monsterdon real-estate scam strikes again!
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The cops were in on it the whole time! All Cops Are Bats!
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Soundtrack writing checks that the rest of the film can’t cash
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People that I could listen to reading a phone book: 1. Vincent Price
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Paperboy is the bat!!!!
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@gordoooo_z@hachyderm.io It’s southern/country-tinged, but also rather nasal… I wonder if it Pittsburgh or Philadelphia?
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Starring Norm MacDonald as Warner
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