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The colloquialism of calling an aggressive storm a "snorter" comes from the famously destructive tantrums of cocaine users.
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mastodon 4.6.8A journalist in NYC. Also a goat. He/him or they/them (no preference)
I post a lot about improv, Star Trek, furry stuff and trying to be more comfortable with who I am.
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I found the key clue the police had missed: A giant hole in the wall that hadn't been there before.
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If you're going to do a flashback right after a timeskip, why not just move in a linear fashion? They cancel each other out.
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So Vincent Price really did just have the wheel fall off his car while driving past the murder mansion, huh?
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Them's just the noisecore band that rents out the garage setting up their drum kit.
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All his victims died the same way, blunt force trauma from excessive flapping.
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Just a mystery writer and her maid sleeping together during a storm. A very heterosexual thing that happens all the time.
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He realized he just didn't have a chance in the impromptu silly hats contest and took his off.
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Presumably the police were unimpressed by the circular hole in the glass of the front door as well?
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Me, sitting up straight in bed in the middle of the night: Wait, so the black barnacle on the doctor's forehead didn't have anything to do with anything?
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To paraphrase one of the wisest things to ever come out of MST3K, "Never reference a better movie in your crappy movie."
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I'm in tears. I had no idea something could be so annoying and so funny at the same time.
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A movie with no redeeming qualities other than being very funny. I had a great time.
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It is pretty funny to see him realize in real time that airboats really are not ideal for horizontal body transportation.
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Good thing we have these scuba tanks to plumb the depths of this five feet of water
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Whenever I'm watching a film with a fan boat in it, there's a good 90% chance it's from the 60s or 70s. I guess America was really infatuated with them for a time.
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That's just a gym class parachute stuffed into a terrarium. It's not even wet.
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Oops, ran out of time on the orchestra, need to put another quarter in the slot.
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Every time her dress is suddenly clean again, I just feel more and more sorry for what this actress probably went through.
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"God, I can't stand him and I can't get enough of it." No, bad, try again.
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Oh good, the kind of goggles where the first time you breathe out your nose, you'll be completely blinded.
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I'm posting a lot about butts, but I don't think at any of the places where the movie wants me to.
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He's gonna stop and she's gonna roll off, hit his chair, sag off to the side and probably wind up clogging up the fan.
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe This really does remind me of some of the houses my family used to rent on Lake Winnipesaukee that hadn't had a decor update since the 70s.
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To the screw in my coffee grinder that I have to take out to clean it that never reminds me it a special screw that goes lefty tighty righty loosy: fuck off
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This guy hides like someone who is trying to get a game of hide'n'seek over with.
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In these old movies, sometimes I struggle distinguishing all the white, clean-shaven men in hats from each other.
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@kae_bytheocean@slime.global Act your age and make a homestuck reference for crying out loud.
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So in 1959 rabies shots weren't a thing I'm assuming? Because that's the only explanation I can think of for his response being "well, I need to take a look at a bat's brain first."
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Just a man and his doctor spending the summer together in a cabin in the woods. A very heterosexual thing that happens all the time.
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